The Best/Worst Idea for Press Secretary

As an improvement over Scott McClellan, the President has been looking for someone with the following qualities:

1) Breathing.
2) Not named "Scott McClellan."

Someone charismatic enough to appear on live tv, and who will doggedly put a positive spin on the administration no matter the circumstances would be a godsend.

In retrospect, the selection of a Fox News commentator seems obvious.